Friday, November 7, 2008

We Will Lie In This Crack At The Edge Of The World

The title is there because I was bored and really has nothing to do with the blog at all. Well before we get in the real part of the blog lets just start with the day. I woke up at 2 and Lauren was already awake watching Animal Planet. To my surprise she didn't wake me up like she normally does. Then we laid in bed until Adam came over to get the carpet for the box he was making to hold his amp and Sub woofer.(Type R's very nice.) Then we made spaghetti for the whole family but I burnt up a pan while making it and so spent a good 40 minutes scrubbing it out.
Next we watched the Clue movie on youtube, if you have never seen it I suggest you do because the ending is ridiculous and who doesn't love 80's humor? After that ended we watch Greys Anatomy and Lauren was about to burst into tears like the whole episode because the show is that sad. After that ended I watched Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia because that showing is hilarious and I needed a pick me up from the emo show.
After the shows I went for a walk while Lauren uploaded photos online. And now I am sitting here and after careful consideration I decided to dedicate this blog to something and I hope you enjoy it.

How To Be A New American:
So as I have noticed as anyone with half a brain can tell you America has been losing face in the eye of the rest of the world. By the way I should mention that this blog started because as I was driving home yesterday I saw a man with a support Iraq or you don't support our troops sticker on his car.
Now normally this wouldn't bother me as much but since times are changing I think its time to start thinking smarter America. First I love the troops and what they do for this country they do protect our freedoms and in this time period are very necessary as a defense, however recently we are using them as a offensive force. We are no empire but we are trying to make it that way with the Iraq war they never posed a threat and none of their people asked for our help. It was unnecessary to go there and it really distracted our forces from the real threat of terrorism. We need to be smarter in these next couple of years and not just go on the circumstantial evidence that is given we need to think things through before doing them.
The next thing we need to start doing in this new historical time period is to start helping people. America was founded on brotherhood and sisterhood we need to help the people around us. We should start with a small favor a day. You see someone in distress you should try your best to be there for them once we take care of our own we will know how to take care of people around the world. Go to goodwill this week and donate some clothes. In this hard time thats about to hit us we should be prepared because people your close to may need the help. If you have some extra money donate it.
Think of ways to better your community. This is our time to make our world better and we can't just let this perfect historical time go to waste its our job to help out and make this depression as easy for everyone as possible. Open your eyes people this is our time of change. The world needs to know that we are here and not just to govern people but to help people. We are Americans, in the past years that meant we were selfish tyrannical pigs, now lets change that image for the world this is our time people it has come its time to use the rights that we have fought for and help every man in their pursuit of happiness. Come on people this is our country this is the term for the people. Lets not just rely on one man to make it better but make it better ourselves. The time is now, the future has come and the door to a better time has been unlocked by one brave man but now it is time for us to open it!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

So I Am Tired

My title pretty much explains it right now. This blog is going to be pretty short and my real blog will be tomorrow but I can't miss a day already. I just got done playing iSketch, it was pretty fun because I own at it(even though Lauren is just mediocre LAWL). The Lawl was part of a joke anyone who knows me knows I don't talk like that.
So all my new kittens are gone but I am thinking about going to all the vets to find the one that they gave to them and take it back. But still it was sad because the kittens all slept on me last night, I felt pretty loved. Plus it was the most pussy I have had in awhile.
Mickey didn't like the new kittens and decided to scratch me up out of jealousy so now I look like a cutter. I had a frozen pizza like 20 minutes ago it was delicious. This blog is really random. I went to class today but got bored and left early, then Lauren made me dinner(rice a roni, delicious).
My cousins came over but I don't like them because they are bitchy like their mother. Lauren pretty much explained our whole day in her blog except I can't visit her family because her mom hates me. Way to go California and Massachusetts for good law passing, and fuck Florida on the no same sex marriage, what the fuck. Whats one good argument against it? Fuck people. That will all be covered in tomorrows blog though.
I miss my kittens. And I wanted that dog in Orlando. Now he is going to be put down. :(. Hope your happy Jeremy Jimmy and Lauren. Dog killers.
The blog for tomorrow will be better and will cover more important things this is more just random thoughts. Sorry to waste your time.
Hays is a good lover. Lauren is cute. Jimmy has a sexy body. Jeremy is homophobic which makes acting gay fun. Plus his dad saved me. Even though the car was on three wheels.
Anyway thats all I have to say tonight because I'm going to sleep so I can go to class again!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

A new America

So today started like every other day except that I didn't wake up till 2:15 which is bad considering I had a class at 12:30. However upon waking up I realized it was election day which means that I get to vote for the first time ever! I promptly rolled over and woke Lauren up after her sleeping from a long night blogging. We quickly got ready ate some spaghetti and left in my moms sequoia because my car is still broken. (See first blog).
We went to my precinct first seeing as it was closest to our house and there was no one there because they all went in the morning so I got to walk right in and vote. After voting for Obama of course because McCain is a scary, scary man we drove on to Laurens precinct on Winkler. Her precinct also being empty she walked right in and began voting right away. (Also for Obama). First election and our candidate wins!
On our way back we picked up Jeff and headed over to Shane's Rib Shack to get a free meal for voting and to Starbucks for a free coffee. We then headed over to Best Buy to visit Adam but he was to busy helping customers for us so we ended up leaving. Then Lauren, Jeff, and I drove in the car to take Jeff home and for Lauren and me to go home and watch the election.
Upon arriving at home I went to see if my mom was home but she was not however in her room I found three little kittens. My sister said we were getting rid of two and not sure on the third one so I maybe keeping one. Then my sister, Lauren, and me decided to go to Ben and Jerrys to get a free ice cream for voting but it was closed down.( Thanks bad economy :(. ) We then went to Target to get another free coffee from that Starbucks and then onto another Starbucks for another free coffee. We finally headed home and after several debates between my mom and my sister against me on Obama and McCain.
After that Lauren and I went into my room to watch John Stewart and Stephen Colbert co-host a special election hour episode and flip to NBC 2 news every once in awhile to see local elections. After the election where American history was made (Thank god), we sat for another ten minutes decided we were hungry and drove to McDonalds for some food. We returned home Lauren immediately made herself a salad, and we watch TV. She said she didn't feel good so I brought her some Tums and a drink. She took them and is now feeling better.
Now we are just sitting here being bored with nothing to do and watching TV and playing with the three kittens, one is far to playful with its claws.
Anyway nothing left to say so....
Thumbs up have a good day/night!

Monday, November 3, 2008

First Post!!!!

So I saw how this is a good way to chronicle days and decided to start a blog of my own. Lets start with the past weekend because that was the most interesting thing to happen to me in the last couple of weeks. So Friday (Halloween) Lauren and me were sitting around trying to find parties because all the ones we knew about had fallen through. We had made plans to hang out with Jimmy and Jeremy and bring them to any party we found when we decided to go to Orlando on a whim at 10 pm. So we called Hays and told him we were coming and he agreed to take us in and stay with him for a night. Jimmy and Jeremy came to my house and then we took off on our journey to meet Hays at a party. Less then 30 minutes in we were all regretting making the drive.
We sped down I-75 at a average speed of 90mph making great time to get to Orlando. After making the transfer on to I-4 Hays told us the exit and we continued down another 75 miles to that exit. We finally made it to the city and Hays had told us to turn down a street that didn't exist on any map and so we were lost, then Jeremy said he had it on Google maps and we got even more lost out in the ghetto of Orlando. We finally called Hays and he gave us directions to his apartment. So after being lost for a hour making the total trip four hour long and after having to pee in two bottles while Lauren did her best to hold the wheel straight we arrived and were happy to get out of the car. (Note I had mentioned to everyone my car was making funny noises). We spent the night hanging at Hays playing games talking and messing with all his computers before going to sleep at five in the morning. Lauren and me slept on the floor and didn't get much sleep because of the cold and uncomfortableness of the concrete under a thin layer of carpet. We woke up at 11ish and Hays went to class soon after. We all went to a mall that was basically Coconut or Gulf Coast Town Center and spent the day walking around and saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno, pretty good movie. We went back to Hay's apartment and waited till he came home. He took us out to dinner and then we went back to talk hang out and play games some more.
We awoke Sunday morning after staying a extra day and someone calling out sick to work because of "car trouble". We decided to head home around 3:45 and again sped on the way home because no one likes being in a small car for a long time. Well around exit 193 my car broke (Jimmy jinxed us) so we had to go to a gas station and some big redneck came over and we were all convinced he was going to kill and rape us(especially Jimmy he was the cutest of us all there). He tried to help fix my car but it was impossible so we had my car towed back down here and my mom gave me her car to take Jeremy home. We dropped Jeremy off and then I got my moms car stuck in a ditch so Jeremy's dad had to tow us out.
We went home as fast as we could and got there around 10:30 pm. A extra 3 hours on the trip, YAY, car troubles!!!!! Right after getting home I did my math homework failed that and the test and took a shower then fell asleep with Lauren at 3:30 am.
I then had to wake up at 8:15 am call everyone I worked with to see if I worked which turns out I did. I got to open so I had to get ready right then and speed to work in my moms SUV. I got off at 1 pm took Lauren down to the DMV to get her license address changed so she could vote this year. She was then in a bad mood because she had to take a new picture and was "Not ready for it at all". So I took her to Petland to play with all the puppies and animals and she was immediately happy and so we had a long talk about Religion on the way home which was fun because she is a good debater and just as stubborn as me. Maybe thats why things work out well most of the time and why our few fights are so ridiculous.
I am going to do my best to keep up with this blog so forgive me if I miss a few days. If anything interesting happens after this I will add it later.
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